Arnold CV

Daca v-ati intreba cum ar arata un cv a lui Arnold Shwartzanigger nu mai cautati… el este in genul acesta

Frist Name: Arnold

Last Name: Shwartzanigger

Occupation: unemployed Terminator

Gender: Cyborg

Nationality: Californian

Date of birth: 2094

Work experience

  • I’ve hunted some Predators
  • killed some other Terminators
  • stopped Sarah Connor from running away
  • had a baby
  • killed some bad guys
  • shoot an Ice Berg

Personal skills and competences

  • killing
  • terminating
  • very good at yelling “GET DOWN” or “COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE”
  • speaking Chinese, Korean, American, Romanian, Urdu, Russian, French, English
  • using shotgun and rocket luncher
  • muscle
  • Mr. Olympia

Artistic skills and competences

  • Shooting my shotgun with my teeth, making Vietnamese soldiers eat grenades, YAHH!
  • Yah creating big guns for little kids yahhhh
  • Painting with the blood of the Predator because it give a nice green flavor
  • Driving and smashing cars with my big truck
  • Driving and shooting at the same time
  • Wearing cool glasses to look cool

Things you do in your free time

As the governor of the cyborg colony in California i usually do paper work in my free time, and like to search for Sarah Connor.

I hope I’ll get the job as a Terminator or i’m going to go RATATATATA on your ass Mister ROBOTO.



14 Răspunsuri to “Arnold CV”

  1. SosoSierra says:

    “I was elected to LEEEAD not to REEEAD.”

  2. Dee says:

    Arnold Shwartzanigger, am impresia, e noul chuck norris :) ))

  3. Sa nu-mi spuneti ca n-ati stiut faptul ca Arnold Shwartzanigger l-a batut pe Chuck Norris atunci cand acesta se dadea la Sarah Connor. Doamne in ce lume traimi!!:)))))

  4. Tomck@t says:

    Dupa ce am aflat ca Emir Kusturica, Kevin Costner, si chiar si Chuck Norris canta …mai ramane sa-mi spuneti ca si Arnold are o trupa!

  5. DanielaDragomir says:

    O da asa te vreau :) ) super tare articolu tine-o tot asa Ice Age rules :) )

  6. Trish says:

    am ras un pic. bine, un pic mai mult:))

  7. sorina says:

    deci, stiu k o sa radeti de mine si o sa sune foarte absurd ceea ce o sa urmeze sa intreb….so here i go: unde Dumnezeu tre sa intru ca sa postez si eu articole!?; ma tot benoclez pe aici pe site…si nada…ori nu vad eu bine ori e mai complicat decat credeam….dupa ce terminati de ras, pls da-ti-mi si mie un raspuns…tnx! :-D

  8. Marius says:

    Sorina, de acum poti posta.
    Start to edit!

  9. sorina says:

    multu marius! ;-)

  10. Marius says:

    Cu placere

  11. RBL says:

    am postat ieri ceva si eu, dar nu imi apare…sunt cam noua in publicarea de articole si tot felu’ si nu stiu exact cum merge treaba defapt.Citeste cineva articolele inainte sa le postez si pe urma selecteaza sau iar nu am fcaut eu ceva bine? tnx inca odata…:-(

  12. sorina says:

    eu sunt RBL de mai sus; uitasem sa ma logez, sily me! :-P

  13. sorina says:

    yey! l-au postat! primul meu articol! :-D

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