Arnold CV
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09 19th, 2009 |
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Daca v-ati intreba cum ar arata un cv a lui Arnold Shwartzanigger nu mai cautati… el este in genul acesta
Frist Name: Arnold
Last Name: Shwartzanigger
Occupation: unemployed Terminator
Gender: Cyborg
Nationality: Californian
Date of birth: 2094
Work experience
- I’ve hunted some Predators
- killed some other Terminators
- stopped Sarah Connor from running away
- had a baby
- killed some bad guys
- shoot an Ice Berg
Personal skills and competences
- killing
- terminating
- very good at yelling “GET DOWN” or “COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE”
- speaking Chinese, Korean, American, Romanian, Urdu, Russian, French, English
- using shotgun and rocket luncher
- muscle
- Mr. Olympia
Artistic skills and competences
- Shooting my shotgun with my teeth, making Vietnamese soldiers eat grenades, YAHH!
- Yah creating big guns for little kids yahhhh
- Painting with the blood of the Predator because it give a nice green flavor
- Driving and smashing cars with my big truck
- Driving and shooting at the same time
- Wearing cool glasses to look cool
Things you do in your free time
As the governor of the cyborg colony in California i usually do paper work in my free time, and like to search for Sarah Connor.
I hope I’ll get the job as a Terminator or i’m going to go RATATATATA on your ass Mister ROBOTO.
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WWMP susţine:
“I was elected to LEEEAD not to REEEAD.”
^^^
Agreed
Arnold Shwartzanigger, am impresia, e noul chuck norris
))
Sa nu-mi spuneti ca n-ati stiut faptul ca Arnold Shwartzanigger l-a batut pe Chuck Norris atunci cand acesta se dadea la Sarah Connor. Doamne in ce lume traimi!!:)))))
Dupa ce am aflat ca Emir Kusturica, Kevin Costner, si chiar si Chuck Norris canta …mai ramane sa-mi spuneti ca si Arnold are o trupa!
O da asa te vreau
) super tare articolu tine-o tot asa Ice Age rules 
)
am ras un pic. bine, un pic mai mult:))
deci, stiu k o sa radeti de mine si o sa sune foarte absurd ceea ce o sa urmeze sa intreb….so here i go: unde Dumnezeu tre sa intru ca sa postez si eu articole!?; ma tot benoclez pe aici pe site…si nada…ori nu vad eu bine ori e mai complicat decat credeam….dupa ce terminati de ras, pls da-ti-mi si mie un raspuns…tnx!
Sorina, de acum poti posta.
Start to edit!
multu marius!
Cu placere
am postat ieri ceva si eu, dar nu imi apare…sunt cam noua in publicarea de articole si tot felu’ si nu stiu exact cum merge treaba defapt.Citeste cineva articolele inainte sa le postez si pe urma selecteaza sau iar nu am fcaut eu ceva bine? tnx inca odata…:-(
eu sunt RBL de mai sus; uitasem sa ma logez, sily me!
yey! l-au postat! primul meu articol!